Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 03, 2022

Xylophone Streams

A streamer who is relatively unknown but still very funny.

"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1

by Pancake owo March 15, 2022

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 07, 2008

Xylophone

When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis

Man She made me do the xylophone but then she ended up with bruses.

by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015

Xylophone

Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.

Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!

by gabygabgabgaby July 24, 2022

xylophone

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

by LaddyDaddy January 08, 2022