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Definitions by SoberB*tch

A 'Connie' is often in the presence of a 'Chloe' and is haunted by one at night. She discusses taboo matters and is not afraid to speak her mind. She always has an earworm, and is often heard humming 'Slim Shady.' A 'Connie' also has a pet she adores. She is smart in school subjects but lacks common sense.
"Connie, stop singing!"
Connie by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025
A demon from the void. An entity from outer space. A 'Chloe' will eat your shoes and drink Type 6 Acid. She is considered immortal and you will often find her under your bed at 4am, British time. Keep safe distance, and in case of emergency, 'Chloes' are deterred by bananas, so always keep one at handy.
'Chloe! Stop nibbling my TOES!!!!'
Chloe by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025
a biscuit of uttermost importance
Is the biscuit good
Yes, I luv it, and it's BICCUIT, by the way. Digestives are GOATed, the one and only Biccuits.
biccuit by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

Xylophone 

a musical instrument played by striking a row of wooden bars of graduated length with one or more small wooden or plastic beaters.
You play the Xylophone very well, Jeff Bezos
Xylophone by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025
Talker (singular waffle or waffel)
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.
That waffle waffles on too much.
waffle by SoberB*tch February 13, 2025