Food Wanker

A person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. They can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed muffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. You will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. They've done the Whole30 more then once, and dream about Rob Wolf & Kris Kresser. They are passionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the 'SAD Western Diet' is killing them.

Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.

Food Wanker by MelV September 5, 2013

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker 

A Fucking Australian

Geoff - "How would you describe an Aussie?"
Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"

a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker by AGuyThatPostsStuff April 12, 2014

Hashtag wanker 

Someone who continually uses a "#" before the majority of words that they type on a social networking site.

"#awesome #new #haircut"
"Hashtag wanker."

Hashtag wanker by Melissage February 1, 2013

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

Wunderground by Doddi September 15, 2007

wanker's cramp 

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

wanker's cramp by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Wankeroo

An Australian in London

Wankeroo, Loud mouthed Australian Bankers or Tourists In London

Wankeroo by WBCT September 29, 2010

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

shower wanker by wanking December 13, 2016