WTFWJDFAKB 

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

WTFWJDFAKB by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

WTFF 

Text abbreviation for "What The Figgity Fuck", a saying that might slip out when you hear something (or read a text) that devastates your mind.

(Text conversation)
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?

Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a thespian.

Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't packing heat.

Man 2: WTFF!

WTFF by I got you back July 13, 2009

wtfwtcmd

wtfwtcmd "what the fuck would the cookie monster do"

"dude wheres my cookies, i left them there a hour ago"

"mate just ask yourself wtfwtcmd :)"

"ahh, go get more"

wtfwtcmd by Ben 93 January 2, 2010

wtff 

What The Fucking Fuck

John: I love Robert Pattinson

Marissa: WTFF

wtff by thehalenator February 15, 2010

wtffff

When you're so mad, you have to scream What the F four times.
Usually used in sentence where you are raging at someone in a game.

Dude: Haha, I just stole your gold.
Other Dude: WTFFFF dude, you have to give that back or I'm stealing yours!

wtffff by yeetoneeto October 19, 2018

WTFWJD 

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

WTFWJD by Dan62 April 4, 2008

WTFWMJKD 

What the fuck would maynard james keenan do?
Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.

Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans

I was about to kick some guys ass but then i thought WTFWMJKD so i kicked his ass any way.

WTFWMJKD by Wild Bill 72 May 31, 2009