Woolly Worm

The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.

The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.

No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)

Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.

He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm

by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009

Sedro Woolley

Where a bunch of dumbasses hang their confederate flags off the back of their lifted bitch machines. Also a hotspot for meth and heroin.

“If you live in Sedro Woolley, you’re probably fucking your cousin or fake gangbanging.”

by 👉👈 July 14, 2020

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.

The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.

by Nana Nowthen May 14, 2014

woolly mammuff

A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.

"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."

by DefoNotRob January 4, 2017

Woolly caterpillar

A small white penis or black penis but never an Asian penis surrounded by lots of very dark pubic care that has lots of come in and it is very very attractive and most women find woolly caterpillars a real turn on and want them inside of their bodies so they can come and The woolly Catapillar's will cum and everybody comes and comes and comes.

She wanted to lick the woolly caterpillar , but she couldn't because there was too much hair

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Woosol

Woosol is an "awesome Asian dude." He is an optimistic, jovial pacifist who has ironically practiced martial arts, and also is very warm and serves as a good heater. He is very funny, typically slap-stick humor and usually honest. From what I gather, he is handsome, smart, and loving towards his family and/or sibling/s.

Woosol will "use a pair of anything to use as chopsticks.

by Jay-quelin May 30, 2018