Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

Woozers

A term used for opiate based pills including, 500mgs, norcos, morphine pills, oxycontin, dilaudid. As you take one or many of these pills you will feel very woozy

WOW HOW MANY WOOZERS ARE YOU ON G.

by TwonHalfWoozers December 1, 2011

whoofers

Whoofers refer to the trails of hair that grow from the base of the head along the back sides of the neck.

Heath K. attracted many a wench with his long lustrous whoofers

by madyson rizzle April 14, 2008

woofer

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

by oasislover94569349594546592345 June 21, 2020

woogershnoozariantologist

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

by sexpissdull April 13, 2021

Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.

Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters

by Brandon84 December 14, 2010

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019