A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.
Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!
by VIISCERA July 29, 2017
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My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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Get the spoofy woofer mug.(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
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Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021
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