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Woodvale 

Another stupid theory Swifties made up about the Taylor Swift's third sister album of folklore, called "woodvale".

After the release of "folklore", people zoomed into the pictures of the photoshoots and found "woodvale" written in the top right corners. Before "evermore" (the actual sister album), there was woodvale.
Swiftie 1: remember woodvale?
Swiftie 2: yeah we were seriously clowning. it was probably just a mock up title for folklore.
Swiftie 1: fr
Woodvale by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022

Snake in the woodpile 

A person who slithers around causing trouble for others while keeping thier hands clean in a group. Example a co-worker using manipulation to get another person to tell on a 3rd.

Tarp on a Woodpile 

A variation of the infamous "cleveland steamer" where you pull the girl's panties up over the poop after shitting on her chest.

A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).

It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
Tom, having grown tired of giving Viv nightly cleveland steamers, decided to make good use of her laundry-day granny panties and give her a "Tarp on a Woodpile."

As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)

whoville 

A town full of midgets who dress in pajamas with straps around the crotch and sing christmas carols when they have no presents.
The town of whoville was filled with delight.
As the grinch ran off with their presents that night.
When he gave back their presents they called him a wussy,
The grinch came on Halloween, and fuck her right in the pussy.
whoville by bmcr200 June 30, 2014

nigger in the woodpile 

This is definitely one of those expressions that needs to be taken seriously and with the true roots in mind. It is not an expression that can change to suit OUR time. (Using the expression = bad, knowing it and philosophizing about it = good)

A formal definition: "a concealed motive or unknown factor affecting a situation in an adverse way." Or simply: "something suspicious or wrong."

Add this: Quite possibly during the Underground Railroad, assuming we're together on this that it was a good thing to help free slaves, a "nigger in the woodpile" was a good because they were in a hiding place because bad folks were about- There's no need to hide if all around were good people, supporting the Underground Railroad and its sympathizers!!! Soooooo, better to be in the woodpile than shackles! ...this complicates the meaning of the term, but good to think about.
Classic meaning: "Ever since the new boss has been here we've not known much about the company's restructuring, he's a nigger in the woodpile, I hope I'm not about to get fired!"

My theoretical meaning: "The new boss is a fucking asshole, I'm glad the human resource person is full of integrity, I know those of us who are good workers will be fine- we're like niggers in a woodpile around that asshole."

Nigger in the Woodpile 

1. A secret weapon
2. An unsure circumstance in a given situation

This phrase was used, although not widely, in the 60's and has made a comeback in white supremacist groups recently.
1. Team Captain: We're losing badly, what's the plan?
Basketball Coach: Well, they seem to know all of our plays. Let's have "Too Tall" run the #2 pick and roll with "Tiny"
Team Captain: Damn, we've practised all season, no we're finally gonna use the nigger in the woodpile.
2. I've seen the flop, the bend, and the river, and i like my pocket 10's, but something tells me he's got niggers in the woodpile...I fold.
Nigger in the Woodpile by Webster January 29, 2005