wonk

to have a wank and walk at the same time

fuck this im off for a wonk

by Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson March 7, 2008

Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy

Tanisha is a fucking wonk.

by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019

Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.

“Wonk”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020

wonked

A state of mind after experiencing that high in a club from the music.

A euphoric feeling.

Music is the drug of choice.

yeh im so wonked right now

by wonked January 27, 2011

wonk

1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.

I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.

by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006

WONK

Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.

The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.

1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.

2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.

In my experience the second is more probable.

Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.

Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.

by grappler38 November 25, 2010