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A wikidick is the token douchebag know-it-all posting all over whatever thread you may be viewing. This person loves to correct everything you say down to minute grammar.

Although commonly mistaken for a troll, or a grammar nazi, you'll be happy to know there is now a distinct difference.

A wikidick is someone who achieves superficial satisfaction by stalking threads and correcting any or all posters by way of leeching the popular site "wikipedia."
see also: internet police, grammar police, faggot.

User 1.
I was trying to have a conversation when some troll whore started spamming me. He keeps saying that my understanding of Greek architecture is limited and frankly insulting.

User 2.
That's no troll whore. That's a wikidick who wants to be taken seriously

User 1.
oh...
Wikidick by Garbad the Coward January 5, 2009
Related Words
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Wiidophile 

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.
Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.
Wiidophile by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

wikidrift 

Similar to google drift, but using the search on Wikipedia. It is actually far easier to get much farther off topic when wikidrifting, becuase of the links attached to every word in a Wikipedia entry that has it's own entry.
One day I was trying to find out how to correctly spell "the Fonz" so I looked him up and somehow wikidrifted to the entry for "portmanteau."
wikidrift by Starri December 6, 2006

Wiidiculous 

Anything Wii related that ranges from plain stupid to stupid beyond recognition.
Did you see that inflatable kart that CTA Digital made? That thing is wiidiculous!
Wiidiculous by IdiotOfAmerica June 30, 2010

Wikidouchebag 

A person who has learned a large amount of semi-useless knowledge, but once in a while comes across a "gold nugget" that blows your mind.
Guy #1: "If anything is to come of us I demand you go off birth control for 6 months to a year. Eventually, of course."

Girl #1: umm why?

Guy #1: Cause. Woman subconsciously have an instinct to be attracted to males with a different histamine complex. They can smell it, oddly enough since it secretes a scent. In meshing the differing complexes it makes their child have an expanded immune system. However, when the woman is on birth control the body is acting as if it's pregnant and not seeking a mate, therefore is more likely to pick a male that has a similar histamine complex, because instincts want something reassuring and such. SO, when they get married and things down the line and stop the birth control, they're likely to no longer be attracted to one another. Hence the larger divorce rate now, due to the birth control spike in the 70's-80's.
Guy #2: Damn. o.o You fucking encyclopedia.
Girl #2: giggles.
Guy #2: YOU WIKIDOUCHEBAG o.o

Wikidata 

Yet another failed shithole from Jimmy Wales. It's full of criminals who slander, abuse even laughable privileges and have 4 people online for decades. Literally! Welcome to the USA and Internet!
I know Wikidata - no one said.
I trust Wikidata - no one said.
Wikidata's folks are cool - no one said.
Wikidata by aaamerica September 16, 2023