wiidow

A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.

"Brad hasn't taken me out since he got Mario Galaxy."
"Forget about him Janet. Come party with me and the other wiidows!"

by gsv January 17, 2008

wiidow

noun

a woman who has lost her husband from death by Wii and has not remarried.

1. Stacy's husband had a massive heart attack while playing Wii Bowling and now she's a wiidow.

2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.

3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.

by jerico1974 August 3, 2009

Rear Window

an amazing film directed by the infamous Alfred Hitchcock about a guy named Jeff who gets neighbored by his murder :)

Beth: What we watching tonight?
Jeff: oh i starred in this movie rear window let's watch that

by uvogin February 8, 2022

window weather

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013

Broken windows

Crystal meth

That foo is smoking broken windows

by Eagerone September 12, 2018

alpha widow

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.

Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.

by Bolo919 December 2, 2017

Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

by MrWonka December 23, 2015