wiidow
A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.
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wiidow
1. Stacy's husband had a massive heart attack while playing Wii Bowling and now she's a wiidow.
2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.
3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.
2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.
3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.
wiidow by jerico1974 August 3, 2009
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Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.
origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"
B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
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alpha widow
A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
alpha widow by Bolo919 December 2, 2017
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