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Wiidophile 

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.
Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.
Wiidophile by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

weedophile 

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures
matt is such a weedophile
weedophile by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

wedophile 

male or female that finds pleasure in only dating individuals that are married because of the own commitment/fear of rejection issues
Tiger Woods seems to have found a dozen wedophiles to bed him. With all that money I'm sure he was an easy target
wedophile by rhyynno March 16, 2010

Weedophile 

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source
1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "
Weedophile by bobby blaze January 28, 2015

weedophile 

adj. one who is obsessed with all aspects of smoking weed, also known as ali's disease, a weedophile is also known as an 'ali'
omg that rainey smokes weed all day. she is such an weedophile.
weedophile by preppy von hippie July 16, 2008

weirdophile

A person that is so weird that they are deserving of the name: weirdophile. The ‘phile’ ending also gives the word a little paedophilic flare that accentuates just how weird the person who receiving the violation is.
safyah:“omg olivia is such a weirdophile, WHAT is she doing”
catherine:“What! No you must be wrong olivia created the word weirdophile”
safyah:“OMG. really?!”
weirdophile by barbz4eva June 1, 2020

wardophile 

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
wardophile by iqblok November 22, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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