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Wiidophile 

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.
Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.
Wiidophile by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

weedophile 

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures
matt is such a weedophile
weedophile by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

wedophile 

male or female that finds pleasure in only dating individuals that are married because of the own commitment/fear of rejection issues
Tiger Woods seems to have found a dozen wedophiles to bed him. With all that money I'm sure he was an easy target
wedophile by rhyynno March 16, 2010

Weedophile 

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source
1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "
Weedophile by bobby blaze January 28, 2015

weedophile 

adj. one who is obsessed with all aspects of smoking weed, also known as ali's disease, a weedophile is also known as an 'ali'
omg that rainey smokes weed all day. she is such an weedophile.
weedophile by preppy von hippie July 16, 2008

weirdophile

A person that is so weird that they are deserving of the name: weirdophile. The ‘phile’ ending also gives the word a little paedophilic flare that accentuates just how weird the person who receiving the violation is.
safyah:“omg olivia is such a weirdophile, WHAT is she doing”
catherine:“What! No you must be wrong olivia created the word weirdophile”
safyah:“OMG. really?!”
weirdophile by barbz4eva June 1, 2020

wardophile 

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
wardophile by iqblok November 22, 2006
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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