Pulling a wirtual 

Failing at something usually at the end in moments of need

I lost a world record on the last second I'm Pulling a wirtual again!

Pulling a wirtual by Nebul4a August 18, 2021

wittle

a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.

kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting

wittle by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

Wettuce 

When a gay guy called Matthew with a personality of a lettuce then wets the bed

Fuck sake Wettuce you pissed on Lucia's bed again!!

Wettuce by canvolan A May 4, 2019

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.

if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.

wittle buddy by BOBERTS September 11, 2012

wittol

A husband who has no objection to his wife making love to other men.

When his wife told him she had just made love to his best friend, her husband, being a wittol, wished her happiness, and his wife displayed appropriate affectionate contempt for her husband.

wittol by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002

Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

withusoragainstus 

1. America's entire foreign policy summarized in just one word

2. You are either our bitch or you are the enemy (i.e. a terrorist/tourist).

You red-wine-drinking Frenchies are either withusoragainstus in our war on 'terra'

withusoragainstus by Dunkalicious January 13, 2005