wittol
When his wife told him she had just made love to his best friend, her husband, being a wittol, wished her happiness, and his wife displayed appropriate affectionate contempt for her husband.
wittol by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002
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Wittler
when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
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wittol • wittle • Wittler • witold • Wittla • wittle_olivia • wittle buddy • wittle dude • wittle jimlet • WittleOne
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Wittle by anicorn777 July 21, 2019
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wittle dude by samuel micker November 3, 2011
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wittle by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018
wittle buddy
A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.
if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.
IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.
IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.
IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.
IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.
wittle buddy by BOBERTS September 11, 2012
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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