Spit Wristy

When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.

"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"

"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"

Spit Wristy by BartoBabyGurl March 7, 2010

wifty 

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

wifty by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005

Chicken Wristy 

Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.

Paddy: Why's Dylan have so much barbeque sauce?
Seamus: Oh, he just discovered the chicken wristy.

Chicken Wristy by Kiffyy November 28, 2013

Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

Nutella wristy by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

Wishy-Washy

When someone is unsure about something.

Antonio: "I'm wishy-washy on this subject"

Wishy-Washy by LitBill420 May 20, 2019

witty 

A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.

You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.

witty by Maybelline April 9, 2006

wiste it 

To screw up a very simple task. Or to show complete incompetance in most endeavors.

All that Ray has to do was back the truck in but he will wiste it.

wiste it by tomtheduff December 6, 2011