The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
by Greg O'neal September 14, 2005
by Madibug19 July 04, 2015
When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.
by JoeySquie January 11, 2020
me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.
by thegirlyoullneverget April 04, 2011
The term used to describe the male penis after just having had sex. Also the term carried until the male washes his penis after intercourse. Note: having sex with a different women on a "Winston" is a "Super Winston."
by mustang0341 June 22, 2011
A asshole who thinks he can get any girl he wants. He seems popular on social media but in real life ain't shit. Is a lame fuckboy named after a pack of cigarettes.
Friend 1:There goes a Winston he looks cool.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.
by Teke James December 22, 2016