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jahova's witness 

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
jahova's witness by ShaneV January 6, 2008
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"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"
weiness by Christine January 8, 2004

Fair Witness 

Fair Witness is a fictional profession invented by Robert Heinlein. (Stranger in a Strange Land)

A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.

In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.

While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.

Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.
You can trust what he says. He's the closest thing to a "fair witness" of anybody I've ever known.

Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.
Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.
Jebrovah's Witness by NilBilly April 8, 2010

witness the thickness 

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.
Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

winesnob 

A person who believes they know everything there is to know about wine.
A person unwilling to try other types of wines, and will only drink the wine they think is so great.
He said he only likes to drink Cabernet wine, gee what a winesnob.
winesnob by server with a smile January 20, 2009