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windsocking

The act of pointing your bare genitals or anus at blowing wind.
I was windsocking on the bed with the window open to cool down with the incoming breeze
by ryzngard July 13, 2022
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Wingcock

The male friend(s) of the boyfriend of a female’s female friend.
Joe- I was trying to move in on Susan last night at the party but her friend Molly and her Boyfriend Chad showed up with all his buddies so Susie wound up getting Eiffel Towered in the bathroom while I slow stroked and cried at the door.

Barney- Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Not only does Chad keep all the prime snatch to himself, he’ll only let his wingcocks get his scraps. Fuck that guy.
by FaceFuckherFace March 24, 2023
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Windsock

Excessive foreskin more obvious when blown on also when a man is seductively helicoptering.
His cock flapped about like a windsock in a storm
by Leemondo1 June 16, 2023
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Windsock

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.
Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.
by Ivebeenwindsocked May 3, 2025
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Windsock

1. An object that looks like a sock (hence the name) attached to a flagpole, which moves in the direction that the wind is blowing.

2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.
1. The windsock nearly blew off the flagpole because of how windy it was.

2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2025
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ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.
I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.
by Skinanbones June 28, 2016
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Alabama Windsock

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!
by Roxieroad September 21, 2020
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