North wilkes middle school 

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.

North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.

North wilkes middle school by youurmom January 15, 2020

welkies 

A short-hand term for "you're welcome" that sounds like an insult (such as "yeti").

Emma 1: Guys, I think someone just called me an insult and I don't know what it means. I don't want to say it out loud so I'll type it.
Emma 2: Hm, welkies? Like a welky? I don't know.
Aliza: NOOOOO, YOU'RE WELCOME!

welkies by emma has a karot January 3, 2010

The John Wilkes Booth 

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

The John Wilkes Booth by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

walkies

Taking your dog for a walk (British).

"Gromit, it looks like a grand day for walkies!"

"They're techno-trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!"

walkies by HedyBlog July 19, 2007

wilkie 

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating

wilkie by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020

The Winkies 

When you're so tired that you start acting all loopy, giggling at everything, making no sense, etc. Also referred to as being "sleepy-drunk."

Man, you should have heard the ridiculous stuff that Tiff started saying around 2AM. She had the winkies and she couldn't stop giggling at the word 'buttons.'

The Winkies by Latishaz March 17, 2011

matthew wilkins 

Noodle eater

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.

matthew wilkins by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013