Whootie

white girl with a crazy fat booty

Luis: look at the white girl with the fat booty!!

Omar: that my friend is what we call a WHOOTIE!

by bkstriniboy October 6, 2011

whottie

A work colleague thats hot. You know the kind...usually wears promiscuous power suits, tight pants (with visible thong), or nice short skirts. Since having in-house corporation strippers is a social faux pas in America, we make up for it by hiring whotties.

Known locations are usually: copy machine, coffee corner, or lunch cafeteria.

Yo graham, I just saw like 4 whotties at the lunch cafe today. I wonder how many of them are administrative assistants?

by Mike Besto May 29, 2007

Whootneat

a. Being way out of control and enjoying it: totally awesome feeling knowing you are not responsible for anything that happens.

b. very neat

"We were out the box last night", Jack said.
"I Whootneat that, we couldn't of got any krunker!"

by Mr Whootneat March 6, 2010

whofe

A fat ugly home-wrecking whore. She also has a loose vagina and probably does not look good in leggings.

That girl is such a whofe! Can't believe she would do that!

by Whofe_blaster February 5, 2017

wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"

by NoSloots July 30, 2017

Wofty

Waste of fucking time. Something or someone that is a complete waste of your time.

Don’t listen to Ben, half of what he says is wofty.

by Yepyepyep May 14, 2018

Polar Whortex

Inuit slang for an eskimo woman's vagina. To be inside of it is a wonder of nature as it is both sludgy and moist but subzero in temperature at the same time.

Nanook loved his wife, but hated how cold his lovesicle would get when he would stick it in her polar whortex.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 2, 2019