wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.

John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.

by Anonymous123456789101 July 12, 2012

wastebook

The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.

Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.

by Metz in San Francisco March 21, 2009

Waste of Flesh

An individual that has no values or standards, makes no effort to apply them selves, worthless

She`s a waste of flesh for performing sexual acts with animals

by clearly May 4, 2008

Wasted Wednesday

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday

What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.

by toonerpro December 2, 2009

waste of skin

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.

See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.

"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."

by Eva Lynn July 10, 2005