Weiner

A word with many uses. It is really funny to say, and can even make small children laugh.

Evan loves weiner in and around his mouth.

by catlady4evs February 18, 2009

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008

weiner

to go up to something/someone and put your weiner on them/it and yell weiner

I'm gunna weiner you if u dont shut up.

by dushon mandick June 5, 2008

Weiner

Stevie owen

stevie is such a wiener he wants to stick himself in dexters ass

by tempered August 28, 2003

Weiner

To send a sexually explicit photo of oneself via social media that could later embarass you.

I just started chatting with you, so I can't Weiner you with those kind of pictures yet.

Andy had Weinered a picture of his penis to some girl in Seattle, but his wife found out and now he's in real trouble.

by PaulaNYC December 2, 2011

Weiner

This term is used when describing idiotic posh people.
Examples of these people may be the stupid twats you see in shows like The Only Way is Essex or Made in Chelsea.

These people try to act cool, then end up turning the whole situation into the most awkward thing ever. They are so, insanely stupid. This often happens when girls are involved.
They simply do not understand the language of teenage slang.

Examples of this behaviour; Will from the Inbetweeners.

'Man, that bitch is hot.'
'What? Where's this over-heated dog?'
'Why are you such a weiner?'

by LittleLoser October 10, 2011

Weiner

Its like a big 'ol' penis....except for its not!!!

John has a big weiner but a little penis.

by vurtoity November 24, 2010