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wastelands

a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.
We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.
wastelands by Mel March 4, 2005
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post-industrial wasteland 

Kaiserslautern, Germany
Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.

Wasteland 

A "Wasteland" is an alternate name for a Butt-hole, Rectum, Anus, Rusty Sheriff's Badge or Chocolate Start fish. It is generally dark, dank, smelly and moist.
Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.
Wasteland by Ameri-Do-Te January 8, 2016

wastecadet 

becoming stupid, acts stupid, growing up to be a wasteman
man that boi is a wastecadet.
wastecadet by doubz t July 24, 2006

Wasteware 

Software that, although performing a useful task and being worth installing, contains additional software (eg, browser toolbars, trial software) that is almost totally useless. This software can usually be easily uninstalled, leaving the main program intact and functioning.
"Hey man, have you tried Skype? It's pretty good, but it comes with a bit of wasteware: it installs an extension in your browser that just gets in the way."
Wasteware by Zerp64 October 28, 2009

wasteland 

A Detroit original: any strip mall infested suburban community that sits directly outside of the city limits, but for some reason still considers itself part of the city, despite its obvious geographic, architectural, social, and cultural differences.
She lives in the wastelands to avoid paying city taxes, and drives in every weekend, doors locked, to go to the club.
wasteland by Mel May 13, 2005

Wastelander

A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.
Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.
Wastelander by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009