Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.

1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.

wanksultation by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020

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wankstain

Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey.

"That Clayson's a right wankstain"

wankstain by World of Weird July 10, 2003

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wankstain

Something that occurs when one's siemen is left to swelter on the wall, forming into crust.

He janked on the wall, three days later there was a nasty white stain on the wall.

wankstain by Bisto 20!03 January 9, 2003

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wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

wankstain by Woody July 30, 2004