Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea.
"Gonnee put that tit away. Yer givin' me the boak" - Burney Nesbitt.
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"
A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
A woman of ill repute.
"We call her the local bike - everyone's ridden it at one time or another."
Welsh slang for shit, originated by the Welsh television presenter Nigel Buckland.
"Tunky's not a proper word"
"Yes it is. It means shit"
A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one. As seen in the Mike Leigh film 'Meantime' (1983).
"I'll have one for now, and one for Ron...later Ron".(Later on)
Any unpleasant person, usually a skinny, lanky, gormless male pikey
"That Clayson's a right wankstain"