wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

wankspangle by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

wankopolitan 

boys who bum boys like lurkz

omg lurkz the wankopolitan

wankopolitan by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

Wankspittle 

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

Wankspittle by Tom November 13, 2003

wanksock 

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

wanksock by David February 20, 2004

wankshow

This term originates from the translation industry, where it is used to describe a difficult customer.

"Man, that's totally wankshow!"

"Give me a break. You're so wankshow!"

wankshow by eräjorma June 18, 2009

wankpotamus 

Mover's slang (Texas)
Mix between a wanker and a hippopotamus.
Usually referring to a young dumb person

That guy is a wankpotamus

wankpotamus by Nesbian16 May 12, 2014

wanksplat 

An insult used by chavs in the UK. Can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although shit) insult.

'hes a wank splat sum times wen he fuckin frose hes fuckin mini chedas but he sum times aight'

wanksplat by Mosher May 2, 2005