wankalicious

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006

Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

wankapheno

a furiours wanker to quinto tarantino films on thursdays and fridays. but not sundays and mondays in which case they will be called - watch this space, check back regularry.

last night i spotted someboby wanking furioursly in the cinema to the new tarantino film and thought what day is it? is it a thursday or a friday oh he must be a wankapheno

by the_glorious_bastards September 7, 2009

wankadiddiley

a person that suffers from excessive thrapping off, or, wanking, is know to have 'wankadidley', a self inflicited disorder. This can lead to problems such as sore tip, baron bollocks syndrome, and excessive knob cheese.

" im on to my 9th tug of the day, i hope i dont have that 'wankadiddiley' everyone keeps banging on about"

by tankatron April 14, 2010

Wankable

A person, image or video that can be looked at when masturbating, either during or saved for later. Similar to the "spank bank" or saying, "I'm going to jerk off to that".

He's got a nice body, this video is totally wankable.

Look at her in that bikini, that's wankable.
Let's watch this wankable video together

by JO Bud January 31, 2022

tahunka-wankaduncks

the slang nickname for big anime titties, often used by christian minecraft gamers not trying to get in trouble with their mom.

man those were some big tahunka-wankaduncks i was looking at last night.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003