Kung Fu Virus

45’s special pet name for the Coronavirus.

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Ebola virus

A fat woman who spreads gossip like a virus.

Paul: Did you hear about the Ebola virus?
Mike: no?
Paul: She's spreading.

by Bartender4u August 3, 2010

The Incendian Virus

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.

Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo

by petmypoint May 31, 2022

Jamesorona Virus 23

An annoying virus that sticks its head into conversations and steal friends and annoy you 24/7 to make you really uncomfortable

Omg he is talking to James! He’s gonna get infected by Jamesorona Virus 23!

by uwuwukai March 5, 2023

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010

Ebola Virus

A Fucking nasty virus with no cure that liquifies your internal organs and makes blood come out of your: eyes, nose, ears, mouth, penis/vagina, anus.

That poor kid has ebola, I dont wanna be around when he dies it will be nasty.

by Kierz September 4, 2005

Verus

Terrible Minecraft Anticheat made by retards

Dort: I'm making a bypass for the shittiest anticheat ever made for the 1243232423th time
Random Person: What anticheat is that
Dort: Verus

by divinetheverushater November 7, 2021