Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.