People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

vulturing

A Man is sait to "vulture" when he sweeps in and takes away a female who has been rejected by one of his peers. The analogy comes from the Vulture, a species of bird known best for its consumption of meat from dead carcasses. In This case, the "Vulture" comes in and finishes off (pulls) the rejected carcass (female)

A fat bird comes on to you, you say "piss off you fat minger" then five minutes later, your mate comes in and gets off with her, hence, vulture

by MG November 2, 2004

vulgarism

When you are being much vulgar.

Guy 1: "Boof Me!"
Guy 2: "Don't be so much vulgarism."

by Djl15! September 28, 2018

vulturi

A very pretty and intelligent girl, usually short, amazing and a person who is always good for cuddling and making you feel happy. Also a fiercer woman, you would never want to be on vulturi's bad side. Vulturis are very charismatic, make sure you don't fall for them because there is no turning back.

I heard you have a new girlfriend?

Oh yes, she's a real vulturi.

by Ivashkov Adrian May 19, 2018

vulturing

When a man relentlessly circles its woman to fuck (as a Vulture would circle its dead prey)and pitifully will not give up until she gives in... Vulturing is usually but not limited to groping, attacking, circling, gifts, and even exposing themselves.

Oh my God! Eric will not stop vulturing me!! I may have to put out so he will stop.

by Giselle33 April 25, 2011

Table Vultures

People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.

In Seattle’s popular coffee shops it’s common for customers (often with laptop computers), to sit at their tables for hours making it hard for other people to find a free table to sit at.

"The other day I was writing at Cafe Solstice in the U District. It was full and the second I started packing up I could see a couple table vultures hovering, just waiting for me to leave."

by Cryptolexicographer December 5, 2013