Vultureman

A species of man bird with only one existing specimen; an asexual superhero with a thirst for handjobs; can be found off the shore of rehobeth bay, delaware. arch enemy- fully non-human monkeys who wear life jackets on land

Girl: Oh my god! what is that on the zipline
Counselor: oh don't worry it's vultureman, he will protect us

by CAVMANSUPPORT November 12, 2009