lost vowel syndrome

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.

Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

Irritating Vowel Syndrome

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.

Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."

by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 5, 2004

New York Vowels

The way we say the vowels in the 5 buroughes of New York.

Jimmy, say the vowles, AEIOU

no no Jimmy, now sa the new york vowels,

Eh, ey, ehy, oh, euh, ya fuckin ass'ole.

by kickmonekybumrb December 27, 2010

THE ONLY WORD WITHOUT A VOWEL

CRWTH-its some kind of insterement

dsadfsacfrhrtythfrbhsrd sfger rrgergergrg

by Ryan Jones January 19, 2005

Smoking vowels

1. To describe someone who is doing tricks with the smoke from any nicotine device, usually a hookah
2. To describe someone who is getting really high from any nicotine device

Derived from a scene from the original Alice in Wonderland where the blue caterpillar is seen creating vowels from the smoke from his hookah

Dude that smoke ring was sick! You for real smoking vowels over there.

by gulia4549 December 27, 2022

Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.

I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!

by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019