Volvo

Swedish luxury motor company, well known for their amazingly comfortable seats, safety, and estate cars.

Here is a old *Volvo* 240, and a new *Volvo* V60.

Volvo by Adjective February 8, 2015

Volvo

940 volvo WAGON (bronze tone)... the only car that will get u from point A to point B that fastest and safest... volvos can take a hit or 27, so drive it like u stole it

that asshole driver in the VOLVO (940 wagon bronze tone) just pussy whiped my civic(red4door)

Volvo by asshole behind the wheel November 3, 2003

volvo

before the time of the SUV, the ultimate soccermom vehicle. Most commonly found in middle to upper class suburbs driven by women (or a man who has been whipped real good by his wife). Mid priced, large to mid size, really safe, ugly. Older volvos are used by people who don't have enough cash to buy a cool car, but they still want something usable.

10 years ago, that soccormom would be dropping her 150lb 10 year-old off at practice in a volvo wagon, not a ford excursion.

volvo by northendwhitetrash January 11, 2008

Volvo

The most extreme wagons known to man, from Scandinavia to the West. Best with absurd stickers, fuzzy dice, and beaded seat covers that arab taxicab drivers use. It's cool when the interior fabric rips off because your friends can carve things in the orange foam on the roof. It looks like people are laughing at you but they're really crying because they know they will never be as Extreme as the Volvo 740 Wagon. It's a hearse on Anabolic Steroids that only Scandinavia could conquer.

"Now THAT is an extreme Volvo."

"The 1990 Volvo 740 just owned my Camaro!"

Volvo by John Foppe August 14, 2003

volvo

Very
Old
Looking
Vehicular
Object

BUT still the best damn cars out there!

I went to the Very Old Looking Vehicular Object dealership to buy a new C70.

volvo by Anthony March 1, 2005

volvo

Carla Soprano's vulva as mentioned by Tony during one of his sessions with his psychiatrist in the last season(?).

".. I know she's been having problems with her volvo and like that..."

volvo by doc001 July 5, 2012

volvo

A Swedish car company, currently owned by Ford, that in the 1960s got a reputation for making safe, reliable, and mostly ugly (except for the 1800 series, Volvo's only good looking car, made from 1959-74, and most known as the car Roger Moore drove in The Saint TV series) cars. The quality took a huge nosedive in about 1975 like the quality of many other cars. Almost overnight Volvos became completely unreliable and prone to breaking down almost on a daily basis. For some reason, Volvo's reputation amongst consumers wasn't affected much for years. They coasted on their reputation for what seemed like two decades, of course people unlucky enough to buy one would know that any Volvo made after 1974 is a pile of crap best suited for a junkyard. Not until the Japanese entered the luxury car market in the 1990s did people start to realize what pieces of shit Volvos were, and as a result their target market largely started buying Lexus and Acura. One of THE most expensive cars to repair, and you'll need to repair it often.

Volvos spend more time in the shop than on the road.

The Swedes tend to be such nice people ; how could they come up with a car as crappy as a Volvo?

volvo by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006