virus

Emily's 25-year-old computer

oh no, have u gotten a virus????

by wow560069 October 9, 2019

Virus

It’s just the corona virus 🦠

The corona virus is coming

by Virus 🦠 March 18, 2020

virus

something your mom has right now.

man, i went to go fuck your mom last night, until she told me of the damn virus she got from you cousin last week. damn her!

by Jason February 2, 2005

Virus

Excellent British thrash band from the 80's that split in 1990 and whose lyrical themes focused mainly on war death and insanity, reformed in 2008 and have released three full length albums since 1986

Coke Finlay from virus: Thrash to the death! Oh wait, we're not onslaught....thank fuck!

by Slaytanicide August 17, 2010

virus

A sickness that people get when, say, they let their dog lick their face, or they drink really old milk. Also, a way to tell if you're a nerd is if when you hear the word "virus" you automatically think computer virus instead of a biological virus.

When I ate the three-month old hamburger, I got a virus called E. coli.

by SPORK August 24, 2003

Virus

A virtual STD.

If you use redtube you will get a virus.

by KelShawn May 22, 2018

ViRuS

don't frick with him. He's a faggot without parents.

oi. You look like drunk ViRuS

by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019