Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Veritas Society

A concentrated collection of sexually puzzled thrift store sports coats who have all withheld desires for each other at one point or another. Within this wardrobe lies the incessant need to appear intellectually superior to the average college student (themselves). To be initiated in this college club includes a $10 fee and the desire to homestead. The women want to have a multitude of kids but also money, so they seek this out by going after men with philosophy degrees.

Man 1: "Hey, have you ever read Nicomachean Ethics?"
Man 2: "Of course I have, I am in the Veritas Society after all."

by MischievousFUSStudentDuo April 26, 2022

Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

vincit veritas

It's latin for 'truth conquers'

My family's motto is 'vincit veritas'

by Levanthalla February 18, 2008

vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009