</vaseline>

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine January 8, 2008

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Vasiti

A funny, shy, girl. Probably the quiet friend around certain people. But when she's with her mates, she loves to express herself.

Kyla: Hey Vasiti!
Vasiti: Hi...

by imnotKyla December 23, 2020

Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Vastity Belt

A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.

Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!

Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007