Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

Vaginatarian

One who is only attracted to women. This could be used by lesbians or heterosexual men.

Such as, "I don't eat sausage, I'm a vaginatarian." Or, "I only date vaginatarians."

by Millicent Leza January 13, 2008

VaginaStache Wax

When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax

Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??

Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!

Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?

Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.

Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.

by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010

Vaginatail

The opposite of a dickhead. Profound compliment meant to express great reverence

Did you hear about Dan? What a Vaginatail

by mrkillerdrone May 25, 2018

Vagineral

The general Vagina

Im about to go find me a Vagineral

by Dizzï October 11, 2019

Vagintacles

1.) Having identical vaginas with someone often causing confusion.

2.) A vagina with tentacles growing out of the sides much like an octopus.

Damn, I heard Virginia and Betty are vagintacles!

She is a freak, she had 10 vagintacles.

by Bachmo December 18, 2021

vagittarius

a person whose personality is defined by their love for performing cunnilingus.

Stepfany divorced John because of his lackluster cunnilingus, and promised that next time, she would marry a vagittarius,

by Professor Conundrum August 21, 2022