Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Vagintacles

1.) Having identical vaginas with someone often causing confusion.

2.) A vagina with tentacles growing out of the sides much like an octopus.

Damn, I heard Virginia and Betty are vagintacles!

She is a freak, she had 10 vagintacles.

by Bachmo December 19, 2021