typhoonisolm

People with a fetish for typhoons

The fuck do you have typhoonisolm or something.

by NotWorking March 5, 2018

Typhoid Moron

Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.

Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.

by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020

greek typhoon

An angry out of control drunkenness that has the high potential for someone to get in trouble or hurt, as if Zeus himself got drunk and decided to take his wrath out on mortal men.

Theodore woke up in the morning with severe anxiety, as he knew the Greek Typhoon he experienced after the 10 shots of tequila Should have landed him in jail instead of his bed.

by Sacramento Solon January 19, 2019

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005

typho

A typo resulting from an undesired autocomplete or autocorrect of text entered on an iPhone, Blackberry or other mobile device.

Incompetent Doctor texts: "See you in September."

Angry Patient texts back: "I'll see you in he'll first you quack!"

Angry Patient shouts to no one in particular: "Argh, a typho. Damn that autospell."

by Peekatus March 11, 2010

Typhoonism

Typical of women. The practice of getting ready for a date or a girls' night out and LEAVING the clothes, make up, shoes and accessories you took out of wherever, yet decided NOT to put on yourself, ALL OVER THE PLACE.

"Can't you ever just wear the first thing you take out of your closet and not leave the typhoonism all over the room for me to clean up after you?!"

by Nia G November 6, 2012

Eurofighter Typhoon

A multi-role combat aircraft, capable of being deployed in the full spectrum of air operations, from air policing, to peace support, through to high intensity conflict. SO IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS ONE, YOUR FUCKED!!!!

Afghanistan's worse nightmare- Eurofighter Typhoon

by john hasnish January 2, 2012