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TYPHONE

"Typhone" is a code name for a phone that belongs to the most handsome man in the world, Tyler H. "Typhone" is usually used to play the best music and educate everyone listening, however, it is also very commonly associated with Tik Tok - which is not necessarily a good thing. Regardless, the "Typhone" belongs to the man of every girl's dream, but is only used by Tyler himself and his shorty!
J: Alexa, connect to Tyler's phone.

A: NOW CONNECTED TO TYPHONE :)
by elusivej November 22, 2021
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typonese

1994 EFnet IRC.

An emerging language related most specifically to RT (real time) chatters on IRC (or other related chat rooms) which a Keyboard is used for communication thus replacing spoken language. Errors in correct spelling and grammar result in combinations of shorthand and misspelled words. The result is the language better known as typonese.
Using the word in a sentence:

You don't have to worry about correcting yourself. I speak fluent typonese.
by R. Andrews January 3, 2004
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tephone

How some people pronounce the word, "telephone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Agnes}: Hey William, the tephone's ringing! Can you get that real quick?

{William}: Sure Agnes!

{William answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end, slams his own telephone down}

{William}: Must have been a wrong number Agnes; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McShake and some McFries!
by Telephony July 9, 2014
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typhon

Typhon is a son of the Titans in Ancient Greek mythology. Usually a male name. Not a very popular name. Seeing the titans were known to destroy the worlds for example.

Volcanos, earthquakes, tornadoes, mother nature’s beauty cleaning.

He is A strong, loyal and sweet man in a great and loving relationship. He will show you the world. If you cross him.

The raff in Typhon will explode.

He is a great friend and family member and will be there when you need him. Will surprise him when you least expect it. He is always full of energy and bubbly personality.

Enjoying life.
Typhon is my son.

Typhon is very handsome.
by #mumlove#ncj# June 19, 2018
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[Typhoes]

Typhoes is slang word for typos when you are on any website typing and you suddenly mess up a word that you type. It is the same as typos but they say typhoes to either be funny or include the word hoe
On AIM;

smoovegroove: Hey what's up?
vainintheflesh: Not much just chlleing
vainintheflesh: Omg stupid typhoes!
smoovegroove: Lmfao...typhoes xD
by Ravishing Ren October 6, 2008
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typonese

The annoying tendency for tyographical errors to increase in direct proportion to the amount of time spent typing.
no prolem we all read typonese.
by Katherine Ellison January 29, 2003
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typonese

A pun, or play on words, who's prefix refers to "typo"s, which are spelling mistakes commonly made by men typing too quickly with their non-dominant hand while at the same time masturbating vigerously with the other to pictures of mildly attractive underage girls on myspace, and suffix "nese" derived from the usual suffix of foreign language use in english (i.e. "Japanese"), widely renowned in the internet community as the most clever-and-condescending joke they can tell first-time female chatters, (truely, their most important prey) while concurrently giving themselves a gential rug burn.
boy: hey sup
girl: wuta up
girl: wuts*
boy: you dont have to correct yourself, i speak fluent typonese ;)
boy: what are you wearing
girl: ur a loser. Peece.
boy: wtf?
--ERROR-- "girl" has signed off or is not available for chat. --
by Yair Tal April 28, 2007
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