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TWOFTAM

Total waste of fucking time and money
as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM
by sevo November 9, 2005
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Twooze

A 'Twitter Snooze'.
A pause, or break from Twitter.

Also, Twoozing, Twoozed, Twoozer
My eyes are bleeding. Time for me to take a Twooze.
by gsmorrison July 11, 2010
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Twooper

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011
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Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.
Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!
by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013
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Twoot

Owner of the chan website called 22chan.
Twoot is fucking crazy.
by Cursed Zucchini December 20, 2018
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Twootsieroll

Twootsieroll, OurLittleSecret likes you a lot
by Dababy694206969 May 24, 2021
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Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time
Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.
by Jah Real May 13, 2013
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