TWOFTAM

Total waste of fucking time and money

as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM

by sevo November 9, 2005

Twooze

A 'Twitter Snooze'.
A pause, or break from Twitter.

Also, Twoozing, Twoozed, Twoozer

My eyes are bleeding. Time for me to take a Twooze.

by gsmorrison July 11, 2010

Twooper

Someone who tweets while pooping.

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?

by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011

Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013

Twoot

Owner of the chan website called 22chan.

Twoot is fucking crazy.

by Cursed Zucchini December 20, 2018

Twootsieroll

The most gorgeous and kindest person in the world

Twootsieroll, OurLittleSecret likes you a lot

by Dababy694206969 May 24, 2021

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

by Jah Real May 13, 2013