A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
by sweet_melissa79 March 16, 2013
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It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.
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A gathering of nerds attempting social contact, likely for the first time. Usually disintegrates into everyone running to the nearest computer to type to one another.
Tommy: Hey Jethro, quit playing WoW its time to meet some folks at the tweetup!
Jethro: Oh yeah I forgot about that, I can't wait to meet BigBootay421 at the tweetup, but first I need to slay this orc!
Jethro: Oh yeah I forgot about that, I can't wait to meet BigBootay421 at the tweetup, but first I need to slay this orc!
by SteveBonus August 5, 2009
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Examples of Ghetto Tweets:
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb
#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
by Lavezzi May 21, 2010
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him: Did you hear about that tweetup in Canada?
her: You mean #tweetONeh? I was there! It was the best tweetup ever!
her: You mean #tweetONeh? I was there! It was the best tweetup ever!
by tweetup attendee June 27, 2013
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1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
1. A Tweet written and submitted under the influence..
2. using twitter with enough drinks, narcotics, stimulants, pain killers, mood enhancers..etc..to alter the normal 'Tweets'.
3. Like a DUI, with a keyboard, not a car....
4. Tweeting something you would not normally tweet...but liquid or other courage lowers inhibitions, and results in 'tweets' with either too much information, or something embarrassing.
5. Writing a 'tweet' that would normally be omitted, or without controversy, but due to alcohol, etc. the tweet is written, and likely deleted the next morning.
Note: TweetUI is exponentially likely worse as your number of followers increases, or is in the thousands or more.
The mob wife of an informant, liking painkillers and Vodka, twittered the combo to the safe in the basement of the 12th precinct..thus giving up the crucial evidence gathered by her lover, Detective Smirnoff. She realized later in court, that a TweetUI, could be evidence against her.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
Dude thought tweeting Jeff Foxworthy quotes would get him a chick. 7 Beers and 3 tweetUI's later, he realized he was living in the early 2000's.
Sandy, normally shy, hit the bar, did the producer, and wrote a tweetUI about the experience. She awoke and deleted the ill-fated tweetUI.
by vivavic vegas September 6, 2010
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I tweetshamed Amerihealth after 2 months of phone calls with no results; their consumer advocate contacted me that day and resolved my issue. Tweet shaming is the new customer service.
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