tattourism

Travelling the world to meet and have work done by tattoo artists

Ask him about his tattoos and he'll tell you all about where his tattourism has taken him!

by shnwilson June 2, 2020

Twatter

A pejorative word employed by intelligent individuals to describe Twitter, a contemporary sickness enveloping the universe at alarming rates. Those with Twatter in their lexicons have made a pledge to shun the micro blogging site, for they have actual lives imbued with experiences and enjoyments in real time with real people. Those who patronize Twitter with sickening regularity are often repulsed and deeply offended by Twatter references, claiming that 140 characters can change the world, "giving everybody a voice." It's a crock of shit of course, and like a leaking meat wallet, the only thing this technology represents is an opportunity for fucktards to demonstrate just how much they stink.

Trevor: "Did you see John's tweet last night about his date with Berta?"
Dave: "Yea, that guy is a raging douche nozzle. He's always on Twatter talking about himself and all his problems."

by Othercrisp Chalkr December 28, 2013

Medusa Tattoo

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault

person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?

by tori.05 March 18, 2022

Teardrop tattoo

Signifies the person was raped in prison. The tattoo represents the tears they couldn't cry while being inside.

See that guy with the teardrop tattoo, he was raped in prison.

by Jazpur October 6, 2011

tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

Krav Tattoo

The series of bruises incurred by practitioners of Krav Maga , usually but not exclusively, along the arms and legs.

The forearms are particularly prone to this during 360° defence drills as are shins during kick defence drills and sparring.

Awesome Krav session last night, I have a brand new Krav tattoo!

My Krav tattoo hurts like a bastard!

by bribeasy May 17, 2010

tattooist

Someone who makes a living marking younger, naive humans as his/her territory permanently

Look at that 45 year old male tattooist permanently mark that young, naive 18 year old girl as his territory.

by Washingpumpkins March 10, 2016