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Twank

An over-the-hill twink.

The twink is the slender, often androgynous gay sprite, usually in his twenties, who can be seen in a variety of venues frequented by gay men.

The twank is the twink long past his prime.
C'est dommage! He was so fetching fifteen years ago, but now that dusty twank is only a shadow of what he'd been.
by Bud J. August 9, 2009
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Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob
“I gave Matt a good twanking last night
by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
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Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010
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Twanking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)
by Swayze baby December 28, 2013
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Twank

A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!
"That boy is a fucking twank".
by Urban Dictionary April 17, 2006
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Twank

Twank = Twitter Skank. They follow everyone and anyone on twitter in hopes of that person then following them to boost their numbers. Also known as a Random Follower!
Jane is such a Twank, she followed another 1,000 people today and has no interest in any of them.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Twanks

Nice rims on a car, normally chrome.
Damn! Check out the twanks ojn that honda!
by joe February 27, 2004
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