Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

turdle

A little piece of turd that resurfaces after a person flushes.

Oh my god, someone keeps leaving turdles in that stall!

by RipD January 21, 2007

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

Turder

When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.

"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.

by Marcus Reuben June 23, 2003

Turdberg

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.

After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."

by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016