Trumpaloompas

People whom unironically support Donald Trump for President of the United States.

I'm not too worried about Trumpaloompas swaying the US election; most of them are convicted felons.

by dashing_fellow October 9, 2015

trampling

standing or walking on one's body, esp. face and sexual organs as part of an extreme foot fetish.

the thought of her trampling him in heels turned him on

by spazzo August 12, 2005

tiajuana trampoline

Stretching out your scrotum and placing a Mexican jumping bean on it. The bean will bounce up and down off your scrotum like a trampoline.

I paid some homeless dude in Guadalajara 20 pesos to show me a Tiajuana Trampoline.

by Donnell April 11, 2007

mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.

After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline

by TheHardLog September 4, 2017

Trumpalicious

To be as fabulous as terrorist Trump, America's white knight in white armour

Boy, you look mighty trumpalicious right now

Wow! That bomb on Syria sure was trumpalicious!

Can you believe how trumpalicious it was to put a racist, misogynist who's been accused of child rape in office?

by faith_niallluckycharms June 8, 2017

squirrel on a trampoline

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.

"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006

Trumpling

Little kids with absolutely fucked up hair. They take after their namesake.

Also used to describe a racist little bitch.

Man 1: Hey homie, check out dat trumpling over dere!
You: I know right, wtf's up with his hair? He must've used a tornado to straighten it!

by Cozihadnothingbettertodo July 6, 2016