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Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.
'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'
by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004
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torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"
by rosegold143 April 24, 2019
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toca bowl

the act of smoking a dank bowl of marijuana. During this act you might baseball it but you must be able to keep the rotation in order, keep smoking until the bowl is gone and keep the same lighter until the all is gone.

It's rarely done, but is amazingly sweet when it happens.
A: We're gonna jack a bottle, what are you guys gonna do?
B: We're about to toca bowl, you comin' or what?
by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009
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Lab1-Torcao-V2.mp3

Have you heard Lab1-Torcao-V2.mp3 yet? It's the best song ever.
by indoctor April 12, 2021
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law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.
I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan
by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010
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Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019
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Tricareatops

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!
by FML FML FML October 1, 2019
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