Tokyo Ghoul:re

After 143 chapters of tragedy, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the sequel to Tokyo Ghoul !!!
Or it there?
In Tokyo Ghoul:re each time there is glimmer of hope, shit happens.

You may wonder if everything is just a fucked up joke.

Person One: Have you read the latest chapter of the Tokyo Ghoul:re?
Person Two: WHAT DO YOU THINK!
Person One: Oh, you read it.
Person Two: I am not reading this anymore.

Next Week
Person One: Did you read...
Person Two: Don't even ask.

by moonmountain January 7, 2016

Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear

On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.

by a clever ud user February 15, 2010

Toyota MR2

a small two seat, mid-engined, rear wheel drive car that was produced by Toyota from 1984 to 2007. The MR2 is often called a "poor mans Ferrari" because it was really cheap for a mid-engine car. There were 3 generations of the MR2, The W10, the W20, and the W30. The MR2 is famous for suffering from "Snap-Oversteer" which occurs when the car eases off the accelerator during a corner which causes the two rear tires to lose traction

Person 1: "That's one cool car, What's it called?

Person 2: "It's called a Toyota MR2"

by original fiero June 15, 2018

Tokyo Ghoul

Just read the manga it’s so much better

Person one: I was thinking I might watch Tokyo ghoul it looks goo-
Person two: JUST READ THE MANGA!

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Toyota Prius

The car that outnumbers the amount of reasonable people there are on earth.

"I can't find my car!" "What kind of car is it?" "It's a Toyota Prius" "That doesn't help..."

by AllHailTheUnicorns February 12, 2017

Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

by glamrocker March 15, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010