Tournament

A word used to describe jerking off, instead of going out on the weekends.

Kevin: "Hey are you going to Jeffs party this weekend"
Josh: "nah i have a tournament."
Kevin: "oh"

by Urban Dictionary April 6, 2008

tourniquet

a song by evanescence

"my god, my tourniquet. return to me salvation!!!!"

by FcukingBishh April 21, 2008

TournaMix

A somewhat-annual event in which participants create steps for original songs for use with Dance With Intensity (DWI), and to a lesser extent, Stepmania, computer simulators of Dance Dance Revolution. Alternately known as TM.

Somebody entered steps for a Linkin Park song in the last TournaMix.

by TheBaldOneMpls February 7, 2004

Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.

"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."

by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009

Tourniquet

A sexual position in which a man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus and allows her to constrict around them.

That chick was such a whore, she begged me for a tourniquet after I gave it to her in the butt.

by Petroliero February 22, 2011

tourniquet

A clothe or band tightening around a part of the body (like an arm)

Used to stop blood flow temporarily

by Chocolate Moocher June 26, 2003

unreal tournament 2003

Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.

Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.

"Unreal Tournament 2003 was a shameful techdemo."

by placebo February 11, 2005