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Justin Timberlake

A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.
"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."
by oisdjfasdkf July 18, 2008
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Timeless

Something that never goes out of style, and is never forgotten.
Audrey Hepburn, known for her beauty and acting talent is a timeless actress.
by FrauDrescher December 27, 2011
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limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)
Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
by JT LOVER May 3, 2008
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timelined

a verb, to have something forced upon you that you didn't ask for....from the Facebook timeline page set-up that many people didn't want
"My girlfriend timelined me to go see Ted
by docbernie August 3, 2012
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img-timeline

On forums such as Something Awful, a picture that tells a user that something is old news. Even mentioning the file name gets the point across.
Poster 1: Hey guys, here's a link to this cool YouTube video!

Poster 2: img-timeline
by He of One Letter December 27, 2009
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Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.
Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?
by Outstandin February 6, 2012
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