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The Monster of Florence 

A serial killer in Italy who went around cutting girl's vaginas out. Usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having sex with their boyfriends. The killer was never caught, and still roams Italy to this day.

The author Douglas Preston wrote a book on the subject, entitled 'The Monster of Florence', which is being made in to a movie starring George Clooney
Holy fuck, I never want to run in to the Monster of Florence, he'd cut my vagina out!

The Monster 

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.
I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.
The Monster by OldBallz December 29, 2009

The Monster mash 

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

the monster energy 

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.
the monster energy by JJs19 September 21, 2020

the monster (by eminetm and rihana) 

when someone is the monster (by eminrmg and rihan) and they just be sahying(Intro: Rihanna
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Verse 1: Eminem
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways
Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated
you are being such a The Monster (by eminetm and rihana) today!

The Monster Truck 

Often times known as "The Monster Truck". A vape or smoking device used by many.
"Big Kyle hand over the monster truck come on now"
The Monster Truck by Big Boberino December 28, 2024

Whacking the Monster 

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"